The Glen Street Theatre team is warming up the stage for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Roadshow coming in June! Stars coming to entertain the Beaches include Mandy Nolan, Takashi Wakasugi, Lewis Garnham and Scout Boxall. To set the mood, we’ve collected the best jokes from those all around the theatre.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb, 99 to say they should have got that part. – Patrice, Ticketing
How many sound checks does it take to change a light bulb? One two, one two, one two. – Dan, Theatre Technician
A friend of mine wants to give up their job as a courier to work in stand-up comedy, but their delivery is awful – Belinda, Director
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the re-upholstering machine? It’s alright, he’s completely recovered now – Nigel, Box Office
An actor I know fell though the floor recently. It was just a stage they were going through. – Elise, Ticketing
Two campers in the woods were sitting around the fire when a giant bear stumbles into their camp. The first camper frantically grabs a pair of shoes and starts putting them on. The second camper says, “What are you doing? You’ll never outrun that bear!” The first camper stands up and says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you!” – Georgia, Marketing
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Maybe the jokes are best left to the professionals. Come and see them at Glen Street Theatre, 6-7 June!
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